Girl Faints

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Last month on a Saturday, Kira Corbeau and her father went to the Apollo Health Clinic. Her dad Alan was booked in for a blood test. But they got more than they bargained for.  When the blood test started Kira took one look and fainted. Kira woke up to hear the frantic calls of her dad and the nurse saying “Kira, Kira are you alright?” Kira felt a prick on her toe and slipped out of her haziness.

Kira now claims that she fainted due to remembering ‘painful injections’ and that the prick on her toe was just her dad. Fellow classmate Briar Thomson stated that she seemed ‘sleepy’ the following Monday. Was it due to lack of sleep or something else…. something sinister?

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MESSY SCHOOL GOES MAD!

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The tidy kiwi team went to Long Bay Primary School to see how much rubbish their was. “Don’t care” said one of students. Tidy Kiwi said “It was horrible, everywhere you look there is rubbish”. Tidy Kiwi went and looked at each syndicate and gave it a rate out of ten. Autau got 4/10. Akoranga got 5/10 and akonui got 7/10.

Tidy Kiwi interviewed some students. Some say Autau is the messiest syndicate.

There were about 50 pieces of rubbish lying on the ground. “This is hardly a good school” Said tidy kiwi’s supervisor. But some students (meaning all) can’t be bothered to pick up rubbish.

  Over all the tidy kiwi team gave long bay primary school 6/10 they respond. It could have been better we know that it just not good enough and we will try harder.
  By Brair Thompson